The pros and cons of Bill the dog

Posted by mrturophile on May 25, 2016
Posted in: family, Writing. Tagged: , , . Leave a comment

Reasons why I love my dog:

Just look at that face.

Bill-headshot

Reasons why it’s sometimes hard:

Here are his nicknames

  • MC Shtankonya
  • Dogbreath Killah
  • HRH Billiam Bedhog Rogers I
  • Billie Bedbully
  • The Air From Down There
  • Fartzilla
  • Fartotron
  • Permafart
  • The Gotta-Be-Hairless-By-Now-Nope-Still-Hairy-Wonder
  • Hair Caesar
  • The Mayor of Shedtown, USA
  • Colonel Ewwwwstus McStinkpot
  • Dream Yipper
  • Knee Knocker Extraordinaire
  • Daily Tripper (yeah)
  • Captain Triptastic
  • Mr. Ass-Breath Morning Nudge
  • The Fur-Lined Lava Breath of Death
  • Walking Hair Condiment Dispenser
  • Fartmaker Flav
  • B. Gaseous Fartcaster, Esq.
  • Buddy Boy

Oh, Bill.

Julian Rogers is a freelance writer, communications consultant and owner of Juju Eye Communications. Follow him on Twitter (@thejujueye), read his publication The Hit Job, or connect with him on LinkedIn.

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