Reasons why I love my dog:
Just look at that face.
Reasons why it’s sometimes hard:
Here are his nicknames
- MC Shtankonya
- Dogbreath Killah
- HRH Billiam Bedhog Rogers I
- Billie Bedbully
- The Air From Down There
- Fartzilla
- Fartotron
- Permafart
- The Gotta-Be-Hairless-By-Now-Nope-Still-Hairy-Wonder
- Hair Caesar
- The Mayor of Shedtown, USA
- Colonel Ewwwwstus McStinkpot
- Dream Yipper
- Knee Knocker Extraordinaire
- Daily Tripper (yeah)
- Captain Triptastic
- Mr. Ass-Breath Morning Nudge
- The Fur-Lined Lava Breath of Death
- Walking Hair Condiment Dispenser
- Fartmaker Flav
- B. Gaseous Fartcaster, Esq.
- Buddy Boy
Oh, Bill.
Julian Rogers is a freelance writer, communications consultant and owner of Juju Eye Communications. Follow him on Twitter (@thejujueye), read his publication The Hit Job, or connect with him on LinkedIn.
