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Scaramuccian Rhapsody

Posted by mrturophile on August 1, 2017
Posted in: humor, music, Writing. Tagged: Anthony Scaramucci, Bohemian Rhapsody, Donald Trump, pop music, Queen. Leave a comment

Is this the Trump life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape here for Anthony. Sing it out in The Hit Job.

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Scaramuccian Rhapsody

Julian Rogers is a freelance writer, communications consultant and owner of Juju Eye Communications. Follow him on Twitter (@thejujueye), read his publication The Hit Job, or connect with him on LinkedIn.

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Your company wants you to have friends at work — do you know how to do it?

Posted by mrturophile on June 23, 2017
Posted in: Business, health / wellness. Tagged: adulthood, friends, relationships, work, workplace. 1 Comment

Do you have friends at work? Studies show both companies and employees are better off if you do. Here are some thoughts about how to get and keep adult friends, from an article of mine on LinkedIn.

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Julian Rogers is a freelance writer, communications consultant and owner of Juju Eye Communications. Follow him on Twitter (@thejujueye), read his publication The Hit Job, or connect with him on LinkedIn.

 

 

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Marital advice—How to be the perfect married woman, by the perfect married man

Posted by mrturophile on May 27, 2017
Posted in: humor, Writing. Tagged: marriage, married life, relationships, satire. Leave a comment

Part III in a series of perfect advice. Read 10 more tips on how to be the perfect married woman in The Hit Job.

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Julian Rogers is a freelance writer, communications consultant and owner of Juju Eye Communications. Follow him on Twitter (@thejujueye), read his publication The Hit Job, or connect with him on LinkedIn.

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The Trump White House  —  The gang that can’t shoot straight — even at their own feet

Posted by mrturophile on May 15, 2017
Posted in: humor, Top Stories. Tagged: communication strategy, Donald Trump, humor, Politics. Leave a comment

Donald Trump is right. His surrogates have no ability to be completely accurate. Even when Donald Trump is his own surrogate. Read it in The Hit Job.

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Julian Rogers is a freelance writer, communications consultant and owner of Juju Eye Communications. Follow him on Twitter (@thejujueye), read his publication The Hit Job, or connect with him on LinkedIn.

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Worst of the worst — The 1980s music video hall of shame

Posted by mrturophile on April 23, 2017
Posted in: humor, Writing. Tagged: 1980s, music, music videos, pop culture, pop music. Leave a comment

There is nothing like a great music video

… And these are nothing like great music videos. Behold the music video hall of shame from the decade that was the 1980s. If you lived through it, be prepared to cringe. Repeatedly. Read it and watch these six not-so-golden-oldies in The Hit Job.

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Julian Rogers is a freelance writer, communications consultant and owner of Juju Eye Communications. Follow him on Twitter (@thejujueye), read his publication The Hit Job, or connect with him on LinkedIn.

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Colin Kaepernick’s next NFL home should be in Green Bay, Wisconsin

Posted by mrturophile on April 2, 2017
Posted in: Sports, Writing. Tagged: Colin Kaepernick, Green Bay Packers, NFL, nfl free agency. Leave a comment

Not as crazy as it sounds.

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Colin Kaepernick needs an NFL job. The Green Bay Packers might just be best positioned to benefit from that. Here’s how, in The Hit Job.

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I don’t get Twitter

Posted by mrturophile on January 23, 2017
Posted in: Writing. Tagged: pop culture, Sherlock, social media, television, Twitter. Leave a comment

I don’t get it. I wrote an article. Published it in my publication, The Hit Job. I tweeted about it. Nuthin’. Barely any reach.

Someone else, who somehow came across the content, tweeted it too. This person, Dymm, has about 60% of the followers I have on Twitter. And Dymm’s tweet? 94 likes and 32 retweets … and counting.

I’ve never gotten 94 likes on any tweet of mine. Ever. Probably never had 32 retweets either. Ever.

I wrote the article. Dymm quotes my words. Twitter loves Dymm.

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Here’s the article: Come back, Sherlock. Don’t quit on us now.

Here’s the tweet: https://twitter.com/dymm__real/status/823491609484558336

I don’t get Twitter.

And thanks, Dymm. Truly. Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing your enthusiasm.

But I really don’t get Twitter.

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Donald Trump, matchmaker? Yes. In a way.

Posted by mrturophile on November 12, 2016
Posted in: Sports, Top Stories, truth, Writing. Tagged: Donald Trump, NFL, President, USFL. Leave a comment

Donald Trump actually helped me get my wife. He did it by killing the USFL with greed, arrogance and stupidity. I wonder if he’ll do the same with the United States of America? Read it in The Coffeelicious.

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Julian Rogers is a freelance writer, communications consultant and owner of Juju Eye Communications. Follow him on Twitter (@thejujueye), read his publication The Hit Job, or connect with him on LinkedIn.

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Trump defeats America

Posted by mrturophile on November 9, 2016
Posted in: Top Stories, truth, Writing. Tagged: Donald Trump, Politics, President. Leave a comment

Nowhere are the dreamers and the misfits so alone. Read it in The Hit Job.

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Julian Rogers is a freelance writer, communications consultant and owner of Juju Eye Communications. Follow him on Twitter (@thejujueye), read his publication The Hit Job, or connect with him on LinkedIn.

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If Donald Trump wins, what happens?

Posted by mrturophile on November 5, 2016
Posted in: Top Stories, truth, Writing. Tagged: Donald Trump, Politics, President. Leave a comment

We hope to never find out. But if history is any guide … Read it in The Hit Job.

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Julian Rogers is a freelance writer, communications consultant and owner of Juju Eye Communications. Follow him on Twitter (@thejujueye), read his publication The Hit Job, or connect with him on LinkedIn.

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